The Bulletin - Issue 4


Welcome one and all to this weeks edition of The Bulletin - your weekly Habbo White House newsletter.
One minor note; this week we have decided to scrap the "Your Turn at the Podium"-segment since it did not gain traction. Next week we will be moving on to new segments in this newsletter. Until then I wish you all a lovely week. - Press Secretary gatorgal

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This past week we welcomed new faces to the Executive Branch, you can read more about that here, and more are promised to come soon. We gathered for the Representative & Senator Fair which was organized by the newly appointed Secretery of Energy Haree. And during one faithful afternoon our founders Praeceptor and dz? surprised us with a revamped and extravagant new VIP area.
To anyone present during the construction of this rebuild we would like to extend our apologies for the disruption it may have caused to the White House work force and we thank you for your patience. 

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The Department of Justice has updated their explore page.
Solicitor General notsyam has published some new poublic DoJ docs regardin the Judicial Handbook and evidence training for the public. We urge you to have a look through their page and read their resources for yourself ---> here!

Office of Public Engagement are hosting The White House Games!
They ask that EVERYONE who are interested in participating in this spirited competition fill out THIS INTEREST FORM to help OoPE know how to best structure the games based on guaged interest.

โ—DoD Safety Reminderโ—

Just a quick reminder to stay aware of what’s going on around HQ and Discord.  If something doesn’t seem right, trust your instincts and report it through the proper channels. It’s always better to speak up than assume someone else will.

Also, be careful with who you interact with online. People aren’t always who they claim to be, so avoid sharing personal information and use good judgment when conversing in the digital world.

At the end of the day, keeping our organization and our members safe is everyone’s responsibility. Stay alert, look out for one another, and don’t hesitate to report anything suspicious.

Stay safe, everyone!

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The Office of Communications is sad to report that there have been no new sightings of the Handsome Bailiff this week. He was last spotted in the Rose Garden during the most recent batch of cabinet appointments. Rumors circled that he would make an appearance during President Stuart’s Oval Hour, but alas, he was no where to be found. The concern for the Handsome Bailiff is at an all time high. We are worried he may be locked behind a gate, or simply hiding. If you have ANY information regarding the whereabouts of the Handsome Bailiff, please do not hesitate to contact the Office of Communications.

Deputy Press Secretary BoolinJones

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This past weekend we all visited the Representative & Senator Fair. An event hosted by Secretary of Energy Haree. Keynote speakers President O.Stuart.O and Speaker of the House kevincool@ took the stage. Following was a mesmerizing performance from Sabrina Carpenter. While mingling the chance to ask questions to our reps and senators in their booths were there as well as attending some game activities. Here are a few pictures from the evening;

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SECRET SERVICE

TASKS
Basic Training: 12 Sessions (-11 sessions compared to last week)
Gate Control Training: 5 Sessions (-6 sessions compared to last week)
Education Intro: 3 Sessions (-4 sessions compared to last week)
Education Branch: 4 Sessions (-7 sessions compared to last week)
Crisis Management Training: 4 Session (-1 sessions compared to last week)
Hospitality: 0 Session (-3 sessions compared to last week)

AWARDS
Trainer of the Week: JinxTheMadKing
Gold Star: DarkNextus1



JUDICIAL

 

TASKS

Mock Trials: 3
JTAs: 25

STAFF
16/39 Total
7/9 Leadership
0 Attorneys
3 DJs
5 Paralegals

Member of the Week - s810



LEGISLATIVE

TASKS
127 bill comments - NEW RECORD!โ˜…
5 debates done

BILLS
16 bills submitted 
5 currently under vote


STAFF
26 current members
15 Representatives
5 Senators
6 Leadership

Member of the Week - agumobrown
Leader of the Week - kevincool@
 


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This week we would like to congratulate the following  employees on their promotions;


Steph,. - Senior Associate Justice; GS-15


Brokyy_ - Associate Justice; GS-12


Inconclusive- - Associate Justice; GS-12


GreenArcher - District Judge; GS-9

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This weeks Diplomatic Mission theme will be *DRUMROLL*... Superheroes!
Get your best superhero outfit on and meet us in the HQ Lobby a little before 8 pm BST on Friday the 17th.

The event team brings you a national ice cream day celebration;

We thank you all for reading this weeks issue of The Bulletin.

Press Secretary gatorgal
&

Deputy Press Secretary BoolinJones

Comments
Another brilliant article from our Office of Communications. Great work guys! 
Posted at 13/Jul/2026 09:24:26 PM UTC
Peachxes

Chief of Staff

Great article per usual, love reading them <3
NoahC500
Posted at 13/Jul/2026 09:31:35 PM UTC
kevincool@

House Speaker

brilliant article evve. love the dad joks as well
Posted at 13/Jul/2026 09:32:23 PM UTC
DarkNextus1

LEFT

Fun read! I think the dad joke got promoted to a recurring character, it showed up three times. ๐Ÿ˜‚
image of Zed-
 
๐“ฉ๐“ฎ๐“ญ-
๐–ฑ๐–พ๐—‰๐—‹๐–พ๐—Œ๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐–บ๐—๐—‚๐—๐–พ ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ ๐–ญ๐–พ๐—๐–บ๐–ฝ๐–บ
๐–ด๐–ฒ ๐–ง๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—Œ๐–พ ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ ๐–ฑ๐–พ๐—‰๐—‹๐–พ๐—Œ๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐–บ๐—๐—‚๐—๐–พ๐—Œ โ˜… ๐–ด๐—‡๐—‚๐—๐–พ๐–ฝ ๐–ฒ๐—๐–บ๐—๐–พ๐—Œ ๐–ข๐–บ๐—‰๐—‚๐—๐—ˆ๐—…. ๐–ถ๐–บ๐—Œ๐—๐—‚๐—‡๐—€๐—๐—ˆ๐—‡, ๐–ฃ. ๐–ข., ๐–ด๐–ฒ๐– 
Posted at 14/Jul/2026 05:45:25 AM UTC
Zed-

Sec. of Transp.

i just wanted to see fired by my face
Posted at 14/Jul/2026 11:33:14 AM UTC
Crayans

FIRED

Love it and even love the Dad jokes even more!! 
Posted at 14/Jul/2026 05:49:38 PM UTC
Haree

Sec. of Interior

gatorgal

LEFT

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